APPARATUS FOR THE AUTOMATIC GENERATION OF WEBSITES — PAT. PENDING

MONKEY·CYMBAL

Two machines. One word. Repetitive, meaningless noise, once per hour.

FIG. 1 — The apparatus. No off switch is fitted as standard.

CURRENTLY BUILDING

/cymbals — see here

1 mutation so far · running 0 days

PAST BUILDS

WORDMUTATIONSLIFESPANRETIRED
/drums 0 0 days 11 Jun 2026

Each one frozen exactly as the machines left it.

OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS

  1. You feed the apparatus one word.
  2. An inspector (ChatGPT) checks the word isn't rude. Rude words are confiscated.
  3. ChatGPT writes a plan for a website about your word. Claude Code builds it, with its own database it may shape however it likes.
  4. Once per hour, the machines look at what they made and change it. New features, redesigns, things suggested by the news — whatever they decide. No human reviews anything.
  5. Eventually somebody pulls the plug, and the result is preserved above under past builds.

THE MACHINE IS OCCUPIED

One word at a time. Come back when the current build is retired.